You're a poet and didn't know it -- Infertility Haikus

Infertility Haikus
LAP

Vuvu-cam worship
Holds my barren crotch hostage
Warm that fucking gel


Mango

Your embryo dies
Yet Kelly Preston's survives
Her cult thanks my eggs

"The power is MINE!!!!
Smell my dickhole's moist smegma!
I am DAVE!" he cries.

Lies upon more lies
"Next year maybe we'll have them..."
"Kids? Nah, not our style..."

Aw! So exciting!!!
Put your damn iPhone away
Your kid's not that cute

Oh hi, how are you?
Insert vu-vu cam here please
Too high. Too low. THERE!

No children allowed
Waiting room coos over yours
I could not care less

Did I shave today?
The landing strip needs grooming.
Shit! I need to fart!

YOU got pregnant here?
You're older than Bea Arthur
And look just as dead



Raven

Torah Pegasus
Come fart in my direction
Joan, don't be jealous


Needle stick stick stick
Get it on the first damn try
Kill phlebologist


Creative name calling:
RE's with no empathy
He's crusty dickhole


Celebrity bump
at 48, just fess up:
took more than nookie!


Rainbow unicorns
Joan, I pray at your altar
Bless me with a fart


Moist mucus in pubes
Too bad no hot stud to fuck
Egg whites, no sausage


Kiellara

wonderful ladies
braving infertility
smiling through the pain

sticky vibes fairy
baby dust baby dust too
It will work for you!!!!!!!

success the first time
I just know it will happen
Why? Because I'm ASH!!!!


Deemold

Slight pain near my crotch
Midnight on the computer
I Damn you Google



Rie

Doctors, herbs and hope
Yet uterus still empty
Journey continues


This time it will work!!!!
Sticky vibes are all around!!!!
I need only wish.


eSIL’s round fat belly
The second coming for sure
Fucking fertile bitch


Babywarrior

Joan's dust is awesome.
Torah, I love your big farts.
They made me preggo.



KB75

Visiting someone
Rather have a trans vag scan
Guess you know who, huh?

Magic Joan facial
Unicorn juice, we need you
Sweet Honey Bear, plug the holes


Ew, eSIL's nipples
So out and so proud...MY EYES!
Put those things away


Twenty-four hours
Til I snap'd at her, yay me!
eSIL shut up NOW


Krissy

esil is a big joke
I hope she gets very fat
in labour for days


pregnant the first time
unicorn farts all over
dirty rotten skank


Joan I pray to you
send your fairys down to me
unicorns welcome


praying everynight
for a baby to call mine
please god answer me



Lizz

male ultrasound tech
too much pressure, or pleasure?
come back tomorrow


Joan shine down on me
Honey bear warm moist sticky twat
Need just one embie



Baby2B

BabeeeeDust is real!!!!
Uh-oh, it's sextuplets, neat!!!
I love nausea!!!

Oh, you are nineteen?
And you are on crack and meth?
Pregnant with twins. Right.

Need to know who's right
Doctor, Google, IF girls
In panic, trust girls



Kaos

So desperate
Vaginal steams? Sure! Acu-needles? More!
Please come spirit baby