So, here I am at the gym this morning. Feeling so proud of myself. And there as I'm working out on the eliptical in front of me doing the "circuit training" is a preggo. Nice baby bump. Crap. Is no place safe?
Bitch. lol I feel for you. They are everywhere! The only semi-safe place is a dive bar at 1 a.m. Well, maybe not there, either, considering some of the trash that pops out babies these days.
Combine that with the fact that despite my dieting & lots of exercise that the scale hasn't moved in 2 weeks, I'm in a FOUL mood today. Poor DH gets the brunt of that...
I really just want a big huge bowl of extra sweet, extra fattening ice cream today.
I fricking HATE seeing those b*tches strutting their bellies around in a gym of ALL places. Are there any pregnancy free-zones IRL? Maybe a corner booth in a strip joint?
LAP - LOL! I thought about that 'cause I've had many people ask when I was due 'cause I gain in my stomach, but this was a definite baby bump. I'd put her 6-7 months. I mean, good for her for exercising and doing her best to have a healthy pregnancy. If I EVER get there, I'll probably do the same, but I think I'll wear a HUGE t-shirt & not a tight little tank top so everyone can see my bump.
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Bitch. lol
ReplyDeleteI feel for you. They are everywhere! The only semi-safe place is a dive bar at 1 a.m. Well, maybe not there, either, considering some of the trash that pops out babies these days.
Combine that with the fact that despite my dieting & lots of exercise that the scale hasn't moved in 2 weeks, I'm in a FOUL mood today. Poor DH gets the brunt of that...
ReplyDeleteI really just want a big huge bowl of extra sweet, extra fattening ice cream today.
I fricking HATE seeing those b*tches strutting their bellies around in a gym of ALL places. Are there any pregnancy free-zones IRL? Maybe a corner booth in a strip joint?
ReplyDeleteWell, considering one of the strippers is likely pregnant, that's not safe, either. lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was just FAT.
ReplyDeleteLAP - LOL! I thought about that 'cause I've had many people ask when I was due 'cause I gain in my stomach, but this was a definite baby bump. I'd put her 6-7 months. I mean, good for her for exercising and doing her best to have a healthy pregnancy. If I EVER get there, I'll probably do the same, but I think I'll wear a HUGE t-shirt & not a tight little tank top so everyone can see my bump.
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